Spore A1387-2
Spore A1387-2
Spore A1387-2
Spore A1387-2

Specimen: Spore A1387-2
Collected: Oakland, CA 10/11/19
Composition: borosilicate glass body
Characteristics: playful, boastful, possibly lethal
Spore GQ-671A
Spore GQ-671A
Spore GQ-671A
Spore GQ-671A

Specimen: Spore GQ-671A
Collected: Oakland, CA 10/18/19
Composition: borosilicate glass body
Characteristics: extremely quick, solitary, causes lights to dim
Spore KA-2722JR
Spore KA-2722JR
Spore KA-2722JR
Spore KA-2722JR
Specimen: Spore KA-2722JR
Collected: Oakland, CA 10/22/19
Composition: borosilicate glass body
Characteristics: impertinent, spreads clown disease, possibly lethal
Mz. Clarcke (Head J7-81)
Mz. Clarcke (Head J7-81)
Mz. Clarcke (Head J7-81)
Mz. Clarcke (Head J7-81)
Specimen: Mz. Clarcke (Head J7-81)
Collected: Oakland, CA 12/21/19
Notes: Mz. Clarcke looks absolutely ravishing in their lipstick gloss, blush, and hair (that is hair, yes, not tendrils?) extensions. They’re just in time for the holiday party, but you might keep a lookout in case they mutate again at the lunch bowl. Don’t let them talk you into taking them home - your DNA is probably not up to the challenge.
Dream Conch
Dream Conch
Dream Conch
Dream Conch
Dream Conch
Dream Conch
Genus: Lambis somnium "Dream Conch"
Collected: Oakland, CA 3/20
Composition: borosilicate glass shell
Dimensions: 5"x3.5" (in current corporeal form)

Notes: Known to evoke lucid dreaming when kept near bed, people in its vicinity have been found to speak in incomprehensible languages, lowers heart rate, may cause inexplicable yearnings
Insect L-77-BA "Morgana Fly"
Insect L-77-BA "Morgana Fly"
Insect L-77-BA "Morgana Fly"
Insect L-77-BA "Morgana Fly"
Specimen: Insect L-77-BA "Morgana Fly"
Collected: Oakland, CA 10/22/19
Composition: borosilicate glass body
Characteristics: large (5 inches approx.), frequents vacant industrial warehouses, shy and retiring, skin contains psychedelic compounds

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